Right now I really just want take take a bubble bath, drink some whiskey and smoke a fucking cigarette. Like, that is what I wish this Monday night consisted of.
thatassholefromdaytona: andeatthemeek answered your question: Beers, Bud, and Bill Fucking murray If I had a car :c perhaps sometime this summer when I get mine? road trip to daytona from jax? yes? maybe? jax isnt that far. we could pick you and lori up. This just made me so happy!!!! But seriously, it’s not that far from my house. And I have gas money. And my mom works in mandarin. If...
No mo' joe.
It was weirdly awesome to spend time with him in my own town. I was able to be totally comfortable in a whole new way. It was exactly what my worried mind needed. Also, I’ll be in Daytona Friday, folks. I seriously spend more time doing things there than I do here in orange park. And another thing, the girl with the dragon tattoo is really awesome. You should definitely watch it if...
So, get this:
electricorchids: In addition to my father’s new wife moving into the house, her two dogs are moving in as well. Normally, this would be okay. Something I could deal with by downing a bottle of wine a night. My dog, Spicey, is a little bit of an anxiety case, but I love dogs. The thing is, however, one of her dogs has two assholes. Literally. It can’t control the second one, so it shits...
Talkin' down your fellow man, ain't no way to fill...
breathingtimemachine: You ought to shut your mouth son, instead of shuckin’ the corn.
andeatthemeek: bosnia-and-herzegovina: Please, tell us more about your boyfriend that no one asked you about. Oops :(
So give me the fevers that just won't break,
breathingtimemachine: and give me the children you want to raise.
Like if I could wrap you in a burrito and fry you, it’d taste like this.– Joey regarding how delicious his chimmychonga is
SHE A PUNK RAWKAH. SHE DON TRUST NO1
andeatthemeek: Dis girl right here! Can it just be next week so you’re in Jacksonville and we can meet and hang out and be awesome!?
i have this idea of the perfect life i want
thatassholefromdaytona: but it changes every fucking 30 mins. Story of my fuckin life
Joey is sleeping on my couch and just looks so cute. I wish the view from my kitchen table looked this good everyday. Y’all, I am truly very lucky to have met someone so awesome.
wolfsburgvdub: I have that damn Volkswagen itch again. It’s been a year or so since I built an air cooled and I believe it’s about time for another…. I can’t imagine there being an itch I’d rather have. Get one, sir!
scoobydont: So Lori and I had to go make keys at Walmart and the dude who helps us out was like having Steve Buscemi cut the keys. Every thing he said and did made me wanna say he was mr.pink